SELF EVOLUTION REVIEW
Linda Napikeski
Self Evolution? Worst Local Band Ever? Yes, I was there … ‘Self Indulgent’ Crap!
Gawd what a sense of entitlement – yes, yes it is going to be this group that changes the world – emptying bars since …200?
it appear s there is not any end to the die hard try seriously revolution as in’Self Evolution.’
How long have these men been around and who the hell prepar ed them?
Grown Men who obvious ly have three clean shirts, a 3 chord repertoire, one pair of sneakers and NO fiance s.
Here they go jumping around like they really believe folks are concentrating- with rehearsed synchronized deouche-bagery.
A stiff drink might eas e the pain – I order my common Cesar now a triple and count backwards from 10. People shuffle unpleasant ly.
the singer stretches to reach a note that African camels often make, shaking and slithering around the mic like autistic kid.
Yes, monotone had a new color today and it i s black with envy. The band smile s with’Self Satisfaction’ – in a very’Self Masterbative’ way.
the re st of the group p otential ly spends alot of time in the mirror and little really practicing anything apart from hip + step movements.
The classic thirty something( plus) mohawk sparkle s off one of the guitar players heads – cutt ing thr u the monotony and reminding you
he is no t 38 – and his time is still coming. A bald neo-nazi total bust from the bass concentration camps survives yet another potential train wreck.
The drummer drums on a song that should never have been written. Something about 15 mins of fame- who gave them that long? Release the hounds!
A lonesome girl sways stage front with a similar ungainly shimmy. I ‘m a lady and there ‘s nothing tantaliz ing, attractive, or engaging here.
she has to be’hearing with her heart.’ that i s so sweet. Perhaps she seen one of the You Tubes of an empty bar and wish ed to fill that lonesome space?
of course I only looked online after my soul was stained by the hard ened reality- that these folks basic ally take themselves seriously.
Why would you put You Tube Material if you ful ly suck – would you want to cover everything til l you get a pay cheque?
Yup, in the digital world you get bombard ed by message after message to’come check us out, we are dynamic, big things are happening!’
you finish up in some dive bar smothered in a feeling of’Self Mutilation’ – do they not hear themselves? Could be better to delet e the following 1000 messages
from these men- unless of course the final show involves nooses and Russian roulette solos for e very member and fan for that matter.
Ever since I was a cheerleader for a major soccer team I have dealt with over zealous’Self Satisfied’ quaterbacks, coaches, sportscasters you say it.
Ive reviewed lots of real bands and to hear the band banter about their future brings tears of laughter and pain for all of the real talented artists in the world.
May they never hear your cry … Ugh s cream- whatever you call it.
Dear’ Self Evolution‘ ; while you are out changing the world could you take a n imag e of paint drying – that way when i a m absent you may know what I’d rather be watching.
Why don’t you practice video games or something with some promise? Where is the bar tend er is playing the slot machine s too? Snap! This better be a free show for every one else.
Linda Napikeski
10/10 suck stars
9/10 puke points
Linda Napikoski.
Self Evolution Worst Local Band Ever?
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